I am now the Lorax -- I speak for the markets

Dawn Corrigan has written a rendition of Dr. Seuss's The Lorax, replacing the forests with the markets and with me in the starring role.

The original version focuses on the damage of clear-fell logging, and is used by Doctors for Native Forests in their fight to preserve, well, native forests:

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.